Unprime Rimes - October 2010

Preface: this is a humble offering unto the NSS Bulletin which has printed several verses during these last few years that qualify as imbecile doggerel. I attempted to write as poorly as those authors wrote, but my best efforts can't match the timeless verses that they perpetrated.

Down Into the Caves Under the Earth

Let’s go down to the caves
The caves under the ground.
So dark it is down there
There’s no light to be found.

Take lamps and flashlights
To see in the dark.
Turn on the flashlights.
Make the lamps spark.

Has anyone been here before?
Seems this is where no one’s ever come.
No trace of boot rubber or glove lint
Mars the pearly gypsum.

Don’t touch with your hands
The cave formations.
Or step careless and break them up
It’s bad for caver organizations

Made up from folks who are cavers,
3 sources of light, food and a snack.
When you run out of energy
They will bring your energy back.

Learn how to hold a compass.
Stretch a tape, write notes.
And draw pictures in a book
Of how the cave looks.

You’ll make a map soon
After 6 or 7 years surveying.
It will show where the cave goes.
It is why you are caving.

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ENTER THE CAVE WITH NO END


Into the side of a sinkhole, not the obvious entrance
But the true entrance that writhes itself beneath
Gypsum ridges two hundred feet in but deep
No further than ten feet below the topsoil.

The cave swallows our lights easily as a few years
Swallow the signs of humans having ever been here.
Nothing opens up, the passage thin between narrow walls

And then

ceiling channels wind above us

 

drapery

gypsum pendants

white clouds

 

drapery

gypsum crystals

shining almost silver

 

and a slot canyon 40 feet below us
that leads out of this room

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S. Beleu
October 19, 2010


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Steve Beleu, Central Oklahoma Grotto - Posted October 2010

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